I was on a Zoom call and I didn’t realize my cat unmuted me when he stepped on the keyboard. Not a rule but a reminder to “please be respectful to our guest speakers”. Image source: disapearingelephants, Compare Fibre Next day at breakfast they made a sign that said “if you’d like your croissant toasted, please ask a member of staff” #3 It soon became engulfed in flames and needed extinguishing. I put a croissant in one of those hotel toasters. even the teachers couldn’t bring them in. The principal found out and after I wouldn’t stop, she put a ban on sharpies for the entire school. In middle school I would use sharpies to tattoo myself, other kids thought it was cool so I started charging $1 per drawing wherever they wanted. Image source: Orbitalconfusion, Nihal Demirci Erenay
